I'm an aspiring makeup artist from Sydney. This one time Lyn-Z of Mindless Self Indulgence hugged me and told me I smelled nice.
Everyone has pissed me off today and I’m so excited about sleeping all day tomorrow and not having to interact with anyone frick yea
I hate it when straight girls make out to entertain the male gaze because they get to do it freely simply because they are straight. When a lesbian couple dares to show affection in public, all they get is harassment. Straights girls do it for the harassment, which makes men think it is the appropriate response to seeing two women show affection. It is not just straight men but also straight women who perpetuate the lesbophobic myth that lesbians exist to fulfill men’s fantasies.
I also hate it when straight girls kiss to make a statement “for gay rights”. This always boils down to appealing to the male gaze in order to promote your agenda; it’s another version of certain animal rights organisations’ use of degrading and objectifying female nudes, just with added lesbophobia. In fact, this angers me even more than straight girls making out for fun because the whole pretext of “supporting lesbians” is so ironic when actual lesbians suffer from being reduced to men’s sexual fantasies.
Lesbians kissing in public take the risk of receiving harassment and abuse as result of getting outed. Heterosexuals doing this are just flaunting their privilege. It is disrespectful. It trivializes lesbophobia.
It’s only okay to be a lesbian as long as you’re not one.
fuck coworkers who ask for lifts from workmates even though their parents are perfectly able to pick them up.
fuck coworkers who make snide comments about how many shifts you get because they’re jealous and they “don’t think it’s fair” (maybe make yourself as reliable as I have and you’ll get more shifts?????)
fuck coworkers who make bogus compensation claims about ‘burns’ and ‘nerve damage’ after sticking their hand in a sink of hot water (hot water from a tap, btw, not boiling water or anything that can actually do damage) and then use it as an excuse to not pull their weight.
fuck coworkers who are careless and make a mess and don’t clean it up after you spend ages making the shop perfect, meaning you need to clean up again after each time they serve someone.
fuck coworkers who avoid serving by taking over the order that you’ve almost finished and forcing you to serve the next person.
fuck coworkers who stand there making obnoxious crying noises and meeping noises and screeching noises because they’ve “had too much V and Red Bull today lol look at me I’m so hyperrrrr”, even though you’ve asked them to stop because you’ve got a headache and are exhausted because you’re working yet another double shift, and have been on your feet for the last 10 hours.
fuck coworkers. I hate everyone.
No it is definitely a Motley Crue song
it was written by Nikki Sixx and it’s on their Dr Feelgood album (which is one of my all time favourite albums okay I’m actually planning on getting the logo/album artwork tattooed on my arm don’t challenge me on this)
not only that, but it’s an orchestral cover of a motley crue song for a furniture store advertisement. I find that fact funnier than the ad itself ahaha
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam